This Just In: Alexander Lancaster Fails Again.
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Much To No One’s Surprise.

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“artist” and feel-good positive-attitude hippie declared on Facebook “Dream, fail, try again. Repeat as necessary. \m/”. A double-failure as he failed in any ironic or sardonic wit as he tried to end his announcement on an upbeat “Repeat as necessary” with the tired old cliche “\m/” that even old church ladies are using today.
His post can be seen here:

https://www.facebook.com/airbrushALX/posts/pfbid02oek6tn8CpsaWVaMHPhWNkK2o7fztA8LGTAML1XWf3WdyuDXARJCrMq5TLzw9C5Wxl?__cft__[0]=AZXIi4xJK_2UXzD_KUo3itfECZ2QuwzTXvFIwet2_pkMhK1POuPLYhyipdrla8QE12JJVzmYz-oS75d4LCRYb4O3XBZVXvr27_RQAJlIwTzJSlrZOO5zqw1EVn9aEJt-eKWommR_7vrCCgNI4KDOrPDgqb4E3ajovR1CrXfysxSh5A&__tn__=%2CO%2CP-R

While we do not know exactly what Lancaster failed at THIS time, we can be reasonably assured that it probably wasn’t his podcast “Meet The Artist” (This time with his guest and friend Oshara Meesha)

https://www.facebook.com/airbrushALX/posts/pfbid02VPxAbuyCHNDTFdgxTnNPKETkCLPLF4GgPgZujS2t6SrydMNErsKChbGTAZqMgBw1l?__cft__[0]=AZUU4XM-tVfiTdTJAtSM7dywJnUiO_i3rmUprnmmMp-_W_vXRdNxSvIgfCO0jMKdAwnWikXhU3ca-coVhiDJTpQJG7QdV9T7LhzrRdL4n17UUxTemLmGHFnodQBXgxtthBEHEcbds6cuu_4yXlAPjXpGJ1dSrqHiILZqUQ50qbWNXEhhr-0lbkOfb7SuubsDz9w&__tn__=%2CO%2CP-R

“— with Oshara Meesha at Two Wolves Studio.”

Or it could have been Mondays edition of his show “Metal Mondaze” where hhe not only uses a very very tired out deliberate misspelling of “Mondaze” (I mean, come on! It’s Topeka, and most of the metal heads, and everyone else are already illiterate, this shit was old in 1982 when some dumb local band named (and misspelled) themselves “The klusterfux”. But rinse and repeat Alexander does “Metal Mondaze show where I put a spotlight on our local Metal music scene. It’s not easy to find. I know we have the bands? Where are they?”

The other harbinger of doom and derision for his show is using the word “Curated”. Sorry, but use of the word “Curated” for everything from shopping for breakfast cereals to grabbing some mp3’s to even collecting some works of art for display was OUT in 2020.
As for “where are the bands”? Well, if they have any sense they have left Topeka and gone elsewhere, or relentlessly touring if they have real ambition. You won’t find them at the boobietrap, because the bands that play there never hang out there or have a beer there. They do not go see other bands there. Theres a reason for that. But no one really cares.
But without any sense of irony or sarcasm, I suggest that you tune in and listen to the show. Because its damned sure better than anything you’ll find on local radio stations.

So what is Alexander going to fail at next? We havn’t got a clue. But his hopeful optimism sure is cute! Like a basket full of kittens and bunnies!

(BTW: We love Alexander and his studio. But don’t ever tell HIM that.)
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